Who fell the wall of Jericho

The Educational Inspector of Schools was visiting one of the schools for inspection. It so happened that when she entered one of the class rooms the children where having scripture period. The Inspector asked a child to stand up and aswer the question.

Who fell the walls of Jericho?
Not I said Paul I did not do it.

The Inspector asked the teacher, what do you have to say?
The teacher replied I know the boy I know his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.

The Inspector was very angry, as she approached the Principals Office. The Inspector then questioned the Principal.

I went to a class and asked the students who fell the wall of Jericho?
He replied that he did not do it.

I asked the teacher what does she have to say about it?
The teacher say she knows the boy and his parents and they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.

So what do you have to say about it?
The Principal replied I know the teacher, I know the boy and his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.

The Inspector of schools was furious she told the Principal that she is going to put this matter to the educational board and see what they have to say about it.

When the Inspector of schools went for a meeting with the educational board. She told the members that she had gone to a certain school and it was scripture period in a certain class. She had asked a boy who fell the walls of Jericho?
The boy replied that He did not do it. The teacher says she knows the boy and his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho. Then I asked the Principal what does he have to say about it. He says he knows the teacher, the boy, and his parents and they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.

So what do your'll have to say about it?
They replied all you have to do is just go and build it up again.
Taken from the Christain Bible.

Jokes For Adults And Kids

In a church the priest asked his congregation, do you know what is sin? They gave some examples and the priest was satisfied that his congregation knew what was sin. The next question the priest asked his congregation was have anyone of you sinned?

The congregation kept very quite, again the priest asked as anyone of you sinned please stand up but still no one stood up, after a little while again the priest asked the congregation has anyone of you sinned?

A small little girl stood up, the priest was very astonished and he questioned the girl. My little girl you could not have sinned why have you stood up? The little girl said Father you know I feel so sorry for you standing there all alone and asking the congregation to stand up, but none of them are standing up, so that is why I stood up.
Written by Llewellyn Harris
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