The Lunatics from India, where transported by plane to America, for treatment. The plane left Bombay known as Mumbai at 7.45 am. After sometime their was a lot of noise and confusion in the passenger compartment of the plane, and the Pilot could not concentrate on flying the plane. The Pilot requested the Airhosts, to keep the passengers quiet. The Airhosts, did her best to keep them quiet but she did not succeed in her efforts to keep them quiet. The Airhosts returned, and informed the Pilot that she could not keep the passengers quiet, as they were not listening to her.
The Pilot requests the Co Pilot, to do his best and keep the passengers quiet.
When the Co Pilot went into the passenger’s compartment and found that one person was sitting very quiet. He approached this passenger and asked him to keep the other passengers quiet. The Co pilot then returned and told the Pilot that he had managed to find one of the passengers who was quietly sitting down and he had requested him to keep the other’s quiet.
After a few minutes the Pilot found that there was no noise coming from the passenger compartment, and he congratulated the Co Pilot, for what he managed to do.The Pilot suddenly got suspicious and asked the Co Pilot to go and see how did this passenger manage to keep the other’s quiet.
When the Co Pilot came into the passenger compartment he found only the passenger who he had told to keep the other’s quiet sitting down. Where are the other’s asked the Co Pilot?
The Passenger replied I told the other passengers if you want to play go out and play I sent them all out to play.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Sardharji, Runs After A Bus.
Sardharji,
Saw that the bus that usually takes him home was already leaving when he came out of the office, so he decided to run at the back of the bus, as he kept on running, he reached his residence. He was very happy and told his wife I saved Rs.2.00 today. Sardharji, wife slapped him.
Why are you slapping me asked Sardharji?
His wife replied if you had run at the back of a taxi, you would have saved Rs.50/-.
Saw that the bus that usually takes him home was already leaving when he came out of the office, so he decided to run at the back of the bus, as he kept on running, he reached his residence. He was very happy and told his wife I saved Rs.2.00 today. Sardharji, wife slapped him.
Why are you slapping me asked Sardharji?
His wife replied if you had run at the back of a taxi, you would have saved Rs.50/-.
Sardharji, Goes to England For Employment
Sardharji,
Went to England for employment. He searched for many jobs, and at last he got a job in a company as a office assistant. One day the manager asked Sardharji, to get him a glass of water. Sardharji went fast and within a few minutes he was back with a glass of water the manager was pleased with Sardharji. Many of the office assistants before Sardharji, use to take a very long time to come back with a glass of water.
The next day again as usual the Manager asked Sardharji, to get him a glass of water, but this time when Sadharji, went to get the water he took very long to return. The Manager was getting very impatient. On his arrival with the glass of water, the Manager asked him Sardharji, you always come back fast where ever I sent you and even yesterday you brought me the glass of water so fast. What happened today? What was the delay?
Sadharji, replied Sir, you know ever time I go to get you water from the pot no one is there, but today someone is sitting on the pot, so I had to wait till he got up to bring you the glass of water.
Went to England for employment. He searched for many jobs, and at last he got a job in a company as a office assistant. One day the manager asked Sardharji, to get him a glass of water. Sardharji went fast and within a few minutes he was back with a glass of water the manager was pleased with Sardharji. Many of the office assistants before Sardharji, use to take a very long time to come back with a glass of water.
The next day again as usual the Manager asked Sardharji, to get him a glass of water, but this time when Sadharji, went to get the water he took very long to return. The Manager was getting very impatient. On his arrival with the glass of water, the Manager asked him Sardharji, you always come back fast where ever I sent you and even yesterday you brought me the glass of water so fast. What happened today? What was the delay?
Sadharji, replied Sir, you know ever time I go to get you water from the pot no one is there, but today someone is sitting on the pot, so I had to wait till he got up to bring you the glass of water.
"Jokes On Sardharji".
Sardharji, was working in State Bank Of India, as a head clerk for several years. He was expecting a promotion. He wrote a letter to the head office regarding his promotion. In a couple of days he received a letter from the head office stating that he was now given the post of Branch Manager with immediate effect.
The very next day Sardharji, got up early in the morning and dressed up in a suit and wore a tie, and climbed up a tree near his residence.
Many people who passed by where astonished to see Sardharji, sitting on the branch of a tree. One passer by was inquisitive.
He said Sardharji, how are you today?
Sardharji replied I am fine today as you can see I am wearing my best suit.
Why is it that you are sitting on the branch of a tree?
Can’t you see you idiot says the Sardharji, The "State Bank Of India," where I have been working for several years have given me the post of Branch Manager.
The very next day Sardharji, got up early in the morning and dressed up in a suit and wore a tie, and climbed up a tree near his residence.
Many people who passed by where astonished to see Sardharji, sitting on the branch of a tree. One passer by was inquisitive.
He said Sardharji, how are you today?
Sardharji replied I am fine today as you can see I am wearing my best suit.
Why is it that you are sitting on the branch of a tree?
Can’t you see you idiot says the Sardharji, The "State Bank Of India," where I have been working for several years have given me the post of Branch Manager.
“Teacher Wants to Know What The Students Know About God”
Where is God?
Sam, God is my heart.
The students clap.
The teacher asked the next student.
Where is God?
John, God is in the Church.
The Students clap.
The teacher asked the next student
Where is God?
James, God is every where.
The students clap.
The last question was to a girl.
Where is God ?
Sally, God is in my bathroom.
The teacher is astonished by the reply. The teacher tries, to explain to Sally that God cannot be in her bathroom, but Sally is determined to have her say.
The teacher asked Sally to explain Why she says that God is in the bathroom.
You know Mam, when my Mummy is in the bathroom having a bath and it is getting late for daddy to go to work. My daddy shouts at her, and says Oh my God you are still in the bathroom. So, you see God is in my bathroom.
Sam, God is my heart.
The students clap.
The teacher asked the next student.
Where is God?
John, God is in the Church.
The Students clap.
The teacher asked the next student
Where is God?
James, God is every where.
The students clap.
The last question was to a girl.
Where is God ?
Sally, God is in my bathroom.
The teacher is astonished by the reply. The teacher tries, to explain to Sally that God cannot be in her bathroom, but Sally is determined to have her say.
The teacher asked Sally to explain Why she says that God is in the bathroom.
You know Mam, when my Mummy is in the bathroom having a bath and it is getting late for daddy to go to work. My daddy shouts at her, and says Oh my God you are still in the bathroom. So, you see God is in my bathroom.
“A Class Room Joke”
In a class room, the teacher asked a student to make a sentence with the Phrase “I can and I know I can”.
Mam, my name is Sam, to grow up I want to be a man, to hold China and Japan I can and I know I can.
The next student the teacher asked the question to was a girl.
My name is Sally, to grow up I want to be a lady, to have a baby I can and I know I can.
Just then the bell rang, and the teacher was about to leave the class room, but a boy stopped her, and said what about me?
The teacher replied alright go on say it before I leave.
Mam. My name is also Sam, to grow up I also want to be a man, to hell with China and Japan. I am going to help Sally have a baby I can and I know I can.
Mam, my name is Sam, to grow up I want to be a man, to hold China and Japan I can and I know I can.
The next student the teacher asked the question to was a girl.
My name is Sally, to grow up I want to be a lady, to have a baby I can and I know I can.
Just then the bell rang, and the teacher was about to leave the class room, but a boy stopped her, and said what about me?
The teacher replied alright go on say it before I leave.
Mam. My name is also Sam, to grow up I also want to be a man, to hell with China and Japan. I am going to help Sally have a baby I can and I know I can.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Who fell the wall of Jericho
The Educational Inspector of Schools was visiting one of the schools for inspection. It so happened that when she entered one of the class rooms the children where having scripture period. The Inspector asked a child to stand up and aswer the question.
Who fell the walls of Jericho?
Not I said Paul I did not do it.
The Inspector asked the teacher, what do you have to say?
The teacher replied I know the boy I know his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
The Inspector was very angry, as she approached the Principals Office. The Inspector then questioned the Principal.
I went to a class and asked the students who fell the wall of Jericho?
He replied that he did not do it.
I asked the teacher what does she have to say about it?
The teacher say she knows the boy and his parents and they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
So what do you have to say about it?
The Principal replied I know the teacher, I know the boy and his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
The Inspector of schools was furious she told the Principal that she is going to put this matter to the educational board and see what they have to say about it.
When the Inspector of schools went for a meeting with the educational board. She told the members that she had gone to a certain school and it was scripture period in a certain class. She had asked a boy who fell the walls of Jericho?
The boy replied that He did not do it. The teacher says she knows the boy and his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho. Then I asked the Principal what does he have to say about it. He says he knows the teacher, the boy, and his parents and they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
So what do your'll have to say about it?
They replied all you have to do is just go and build it up again.
Taken from the Christain Bible.
Who fell the walls of Jericho?
Not I said Paul I did not do it.
The Inspector asked the teacher, what do you have to say?
The teacher replied I know the boy I know his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
The Inspector was very angry, as she approached the Principals Office. The Inspector then questioned the Principal.
I went to a class and asked the students who fell the wall of Jericho?
He replied that he did not do it.
I asked the teacher what does she have to say about it?
The teacher say she knows the boy and his parents and they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
So what do you have to say about it?
The Principal replied I know the teacher, I know the boy and his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
The Inspector of schools was furious she told the Principal that she is going to put this matter to the educational board and see what they have to say about it.
When the Inspector of schools went for a meeting with the educational board. She told the members that she had gone to a certain school and it was scripture period in a certain class. She had asked a boy who fell the walls of Jericho?
The boy replied that He did not do it. The teacher says she knows the boy and his parents they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho. Then I asked the Principal what does he have to say about it. He says he knows the teacher, the boy, and his parents and they will never do such a thing as fell the walls of Jericho.
So what do your'll have to say about it?
They replied all you have to do is just go and build it up again.
Taken from the Christain Bible.
Jokes For Adults And Kids
In a church the priest asked his congregation, do you know what is sin? They gave some examples and the priest was satisfied that his congregation knew what was sin. The next question the priest asked his congregation was have anyone of you sinned?
The congregation kept very quite, again the priest asked as anyone of you sinned please stand up but still no one stood up, after a little while again the priest asked the congregation has anyone of you sinned?
A small little girl stood up, the priest was very astonished and he questioned the girl. My little girl you could not have sinned why have you stood up? The little girl said Father you know I feel so sorry for you standing there all alone and asking the congregation to stand up, but none of them are standing up, so that is why I stood up.
Written by Llewellyn Harris
alister1967@rediffmail.com
Written by Llewellyn Harris
alister1967@rediffmail.com
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