Monday, December 17, 2007

“A Class Room Joke”

In a class room, the teacher asked a student to make a sentence with the Phrase “I can and I know I can”.

Mam, my name is Sam, to grow up I want to be a man, to hold China and Japan I can and I know I can.

The next student the teacher asked the question to was a girl.

My name is Sally, to grow up I want to be a lady, to have a baby I can and I know I can.

Just then the bell rang, and the teacher was about to leave the class room, but a boy stopped her, and said what about me?

The teacher replied alright go on say it before I leave.

Mam. My name is also Sam, to grow up I also want to be a man, to hell with China and Japan. I am going to help Sally have a baby I can and I know I can.

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