Where is God?
Sam, God is my heart.
The students clap.
The teacher asked the next student.
Where is God?
John, God is in the Church.
The Students clap.
The teacher asked the next student
Where is God?
James, God is every where.
The students clap.
The last question was to a girl.
Where is God ?
Sally, God is in my bathroom.
The teacher is astonished by the reply. The teacher tries, to explain to Sally that God cannot be in her bathroom, but Sally is determined to have her say.
The teacher asked Sally to explain Why she says that God is in the bathroom.
You know Mam, when my Mummy is in the bathroom having a bath and it is getting late for daddy to go to work. My daddy shouts at her, and says Oh my God you are still in the bathroom. So, you see God is in my bathroom.
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